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VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN - Wrong 99.99 percent of the time

TAGS: guido jersey shore mtv snookie
Rating: 3.05/5

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Me_ - December 21, 2009, 12:37 pm
Wrong .01 percent of the time.

The library -

TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl hot!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no damn reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bullshit DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D

JERSEY SHORE - Cast of Jersey shore seen here posing with Gene Wilder.

TAGS: wonks wilder jersey shore snookie
Rating: 4.8/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 27, 2013, 3:21 pm
Don't insult the Ompalompas. People still remember Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. In five years on one will remember Jersey Shore. They will aks "Are you talking about the Smashing Pumpkins : Adore, Demo?"
krazyivanthedivine - March 12, 2012, 5:00 pm
LMAO I hate that show! 5L

MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO - Proving that men can also be dumb and famous with just his looks (and his abs).

TAGS: snookie jersey shore mtv
Rating: 1.27/5

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rerun - April 17, 2010, 9:09 pm

In the realm of douchebaggery?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
serpentmaster, you have some competition!

RELATIVES - Well THIS definitely explains a few things.

TAGS: ork urak hi snooki
Rating: 4.71/5

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Garrison1444 - July 11, 2011, 6:29 pm
thank you
crankyhead - July 11, 2011, 4:45 pm


TAGS: jersey shore snooki tan trash
Rating: 4.55/5

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llamachurper - May 30, 2011, 4:54 pm


TAGS: pzy talent irrelevant stupid snooki
Rating: 4.27/5

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Jalozyin - October 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
Or a screenshot from Sarah "I can see Russia from my backyard" Palin's show.
CloudchaserS - October 27, 2011, 2:02 am
A screenshot from half the programs on TruTV would also work. Lizard Lick Towing, South Beach Tow, Black Gold, Ma's Roadhouse, All Worked Up, etc.


TAGS: wookie nookie
Rating: 4.39/5

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kangboy123 - January 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
lol five baby Chewbaccas for you
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 1:36 pm
love it 5L
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:10 am
Booom 5L.
wampyre - June 2, 2010, 7:48 am
and your son's gonna be tall... nice

SNOOKI - "Snuff Snuff" Said

TAGS: snooki
Rating: 2.6/5

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dootndo2 - July 4, 2011, 3:29 pm
"Snuff Snuff"? More like "Snarff, snarff". :D

ADVICE - Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

TAGS: snooki werner advice
Rating: 4.67/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:05 pm
You can do something about fat and drunk but you can't fix stupid!


The Nookie Monster -

JERSEY GIRL - Kinda like owning a moped You won't admit to having one...and you won't want anyone see you ride one

TAGS: snooki
Rating: 3.73/5

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rerun - February 11, 2010, 2:16 pm

sad part is that she looks good here, at least when you look at her in her natural state.
IllicoPresto - February 11, 2010, 2:03 pm
Oh no, not another duck face.
Sho - February 11, 2010, 10:43 am
Looks like Audrey Bitoni


TAGS: snooki
Rating: 4.31/5

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TAGS: snooki mtv sucks music cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

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WinstonShpadoingalJrIII - January 7, 2011, 1:31 pm
MTV has a nice ring to it but, how about CRSSWAUCWCMTV "Crappy Reality Shows With Autotuned Unintelligent Crap We Call Music TV"
Iconoclast - January 2, 2011, 6:14 pm
You feel old?!?!?! I remember, as a child, listening to Guy Lombardo on the radio on New Year's Eve.
coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 6:08 pm
Video killed the radio star... then MTV killed music. R.I.P.
deerbag - January 2, 2011, 8:36 am
MTV was much much much better in the old days

THE JERSEY SHORE - It's a first strike target

TAGS: jersey shore snooki bomb
Rating: 3.89/5

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vilnius - June 29, 2012, 8:01 am
still would be worth it
maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:58 am
One Bomb Like Bravo Would Kill Everybody On The East Coast, Bummer.


TAGS: snookie needs a burka
Rating: 3.45/5

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corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 1:45 am
snookie want smush smush

CELEBRITY - A person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

TAGS: snooky humor
Rating: 4.78/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 12:15 pm
No dowt dats da bom poster an you be rokin the interwebz.........FFS Yeo, stop talking like that.
440wakeup - April 29, 2011, 10:38 am
tru dat tru dat now post to deuche


THE COMMUTE HOME - Planes, Trains, and ... Chinooks

TAGS: chinooks
Rating: 3.15/5

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TAGS: snooki is such a guidette
Rating: 3/5

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ceesixtyfour - August 24, 2011, 11:22 pm
Im confused; Can't decide wether I want to fight her or fuck her
Garrison1444 - August 24, 2011, 1:56 pm
you make that sound like a bad thing
starr610 - August 24, 2011, 6:45 am
you look at this picture.... one thing comes to mind, you have a dirty mind
Garrison1444 - August 21, 2011, 8:53 pm
meh, same difference. lol
Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 5:54 pm
'Cause one chews up and spits out young men and the other is the mafia?


SNOOKI - OMG! You mean she wasn't the bottom of the barrel???

TAGS: snooki bottom
Rating: 5/5

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TerrorAustralis - September 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
"Osama, he saw this coming, and tried to stop it." except instead of self aware intelligent machines, its non-self aware, non-intelligent humans.

Cruising Afghanistan -

UUGGHHH.... - Too much fiber...